ThinkTankThoughts
Thoughts that come out of my think tank!
Friday, July 30, 2010
A Pinch of SALT
Sunday, July 18, 2010
What Really Puts You Over the Top
I received an email from a friend/officemate this morning. While it made me laugh, what the email says can at times (or is it "most of the time") be true. So here's what it says:
THIS IS GREAT,
Here's a little something some one sent me that isindisputable mathematical logic.
(It also made me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is strictly a mathematical viewpoint. It goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, its the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
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Funny, but true, ayt?
(Thanks, Sir Edward for the email...^_^)
Friday, July 16, 2010
I Write Like...
Stephenie Meyer
I Write Like by Mémoires, Mac journal software. Analyze your writing!
Hahahah!!! Imagine how a die hard Twilighter like me felt when I saw that... hahah.... But then, I tried to use my other blogs and I got other writers, most of them I've never heard of. But since I'm a Twilighter, I'd stick with this one. LOL!
Wednesday, July 14, 2010
Think Tank Thoughts
a)to blog
b)that I have a blog account
c)my blog account password
d)all of the above
Anyway, for the nth time around, I created another blog account and (promise to) try to keep it (if not for good) for as long as I could... tsk... I wish...^_^
Why is "ThinkTankThoughts" the title of my blog? First, it's the best title I could squeeze out of my sleepy brain (sounds like "tick-tack-toe"... o di ba henyo!). Second, what I refer to as the 'think tank' is, yes, my brain. I've searched on what "think tank" really means and wikipedia says that a think tank is "an organization or individual that conducts research and engages in advocacy in areas such as social policy, political strategy, economy, science or technology issues, industrial or business policies, or military advice".
As far as I'm aware of, my brain's no think tank... hehe... nevertheless, it's the only thing that works properly (sometimes) and does the thinking for me so I therefore call it my think tank.